2019 Books

January

• Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On by Chuck Tingle – (B) I think the title says it all.
• Openly Straight by Bill Konigsberg – (B+) Rafe is tired of being the “openly gay” kid at school so he transfers and goes back in the closet – sort of. That is until he falls in love. It’s heartwarming and heartbreaking.
• Prey by Michael Crichton – (C-) This might be my least favorite Crichton book. It reads like a lazy Jurassic retread. The science it muddy and confusing and the nanobot swarms get ridiculous towards the end.
• Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume – (B+) Toddlers, amirite?
• The Husband’s Secret by Liane Moriarty – (B+) Cecilia finds a letter addressed to her “in the event of her husband’s death.” The problem is that her husband is still alive and now he is acting strangely.
• Wild: From Lost to Founds on the Pacific Coast Trail by Cheryl Strayed (B) – This is one of those travel memories where the under-employed, nearly homeless, divorced, orphaned, drug abuser decides to go on some crazy adventure and barely lives to tell the tale.
• You’re Not Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day – (B) – Felicia seems…troubled. Not sure I would want to hang with her but the book was interesting to see how someone with anxiety manages to make good in Hollywood.

February

• Emily of New Moon by L.M. Montgomery – (B) A plot-point in the Netflix series “Russian Doll” prompted me to read this tale of a spunky, witty orphan. A darker Anne of Green Gables.
• Meditation for Fidgety Skeptics by Dan Harris – (C) A how-to on mediation for busy people. It was fine but I felt like I learned everything in the first chapter. Apparently the audiobook is really good because it’s more off-the-cuff banter.
• Michael Tolliver Lives by Armistead Maupin – (B+) This is told in first-person from the view of a 50-something Michael reflecting on his halcyon days and his aging family.
• State of Fear by Michael Crichton – (C) A few good ideas and intense action sequences are drowned out by sermonizing about the (non)existence of climate change. Also the most disturbing character death in any of his books.
• Verses for the Dead by Preston and Child – (B-) While this is an decent FBI/serial killer mystery it lacked the usual depth and supernatural aspects of the Pendergast series. A good jumping on point for new readers but a bit of a let down for fans.
• Wolf Hollow by Lauren Wolk – (A) A truly gripping and suspenseful book about a young girl’s kindness and compassion in dealing with a bully and a tragedy in her post WWII farming community. I loved it.

March

• Becoming by Michelle Obama (B+) Interesting story of her life before and during her time as FLOTUS. A compelling and inspirational read.
• Maryann In Autumn by Armistead Maupin – (B) Back to the intersecting story line device book #8 finds Maryann in her golden years returning to San Francisco and facing her mortality and her past sins.
• Next by Michael Crichton – (D) His last book prior to his death is a disjointed collection of small gene-therapy stories and “warnings” of which a few coincide at the end. Too many ideas none of which are truly fleshed out.
• The Day the World Came to Town: 9/11 in Gander, Newfoundland by Jim DeFede – (A-) A truly inspiring account of how one small town came together to help the thousands of passengers stranded on September 11th.
• Unto Us a Son is Given by Donna Leon- (B) Brunetti mystery #28 centers around two stories about two sons, one wanted the other maybe not. And then…death.

April

• Column of Fire by Ken Follett- (B) The third in the Kingsbridge series this time about the Spanish Inquisition among other ridiculous religious hatred and torment.
• Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton- (A-) His first book published posthumously tells the story of pirates in 1680s Jamaica planning a daring heist. An entertaining page turner even if he clearly was not finished with it.

May

• Here is Real Magic by Nate Staniforth – (B) This autobiography had me from the preface. His stories of how he became a magician are really interesting. I got a little bored with the second half when he travels to India but it was still engaging.
• Micro by Michael Crichton and Richard Preston – (B) You can tell that Preston had a heavy hand in this found Crichton manuscript because the gore is amped up in this ‘Jurassic Park meets Honey I Shrunk the Kids’ action adventure.
• The Days of Anna Madrigal by Armistead Maupin- (B) The last in the Tales of the City series focuses on Anna and her past, present, and future legacy.

June

• Force of Nature by Jane Harper – (B) A group of women return from a work retreat minus one. Did she wander off or did something more sinister happen? A decent mystery.
• Dragon Teeth by Michael Crichton – (B+) This found completed manuscript from 1974 was his last posthumously published book. A historical non-fiction about two real-life paleontologists in a race to discover new dinosaurs in 1865. The young protagonist weaves together the action, adventure, and suspense. 

July

• Howard Stern Comes Again by Howard Stern – (C+) A collection of his interviews over the past 20 years. They may be interesting to hear but they aren’t as interesting to read. 
• Full Wolf Moon by Lincoln Child – (B) This the fifth in a series (I haven’t read the previous 4) is an easy summer read about a “werewolf” terrorizing a small mountain town. Or is it? (A werewolf, I mean. It is a town.)
• Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris – (B) It’s Christmas in July with this funny collection of stories. I enjoyed the autobiographical ones over the fiction essays.

August

• Barrel Fever by David Sedaris – (C) I skimmed his fictional essays. As previously mentioned the autobiographical ones are better.
• Slave Day by Rob Thomas – (C) I really had trouble connecting with the characters in this book by the Veronica Mars creator. A “slave day” fundraiser is questioned by some of the teens as racially offensive while others lean into it pretty hard. Interesting idea, dull execution.
• They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera (B+) Two teens know that they are going to die today. They meet up and have an adventure before it’s over. Very sweet and real with moments of intensity. It’s amazing what an interesting world he created in a few short pages. I would love a series exploring this.

September

• Old Bones by Lincoln Child and Douglas Preston – (C+) While it was nice to give two tertiary “Pendergast” characters their own series the story didn’t really grab me.
• What Alice Forgot by Liane Moriarty – (C) I got super bored with this about half-way through. I finished it but I didn’t really care what Alice forgot or eventually remembered.